{"id":1776,"date":"2008-10-09T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T08:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shawnna.wordpress.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2008-10-09T00:01:03","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T08:01:03","slug":"sarah-palin-the-post-turtle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/?p=1776","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin, the post turtle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Circulating widely on the internet is this PERFECT story I am compelled to share.<\/p>\n<p>While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working with cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, \u201cWell, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.<\/p>\n<p>The old rancher said, \u201cWhen you&#8217;re driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that&#8217;s a post turtle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor&#8217;s face, so he continued to explain. \u201cYou know she didn&#8217;t get up there by herself, she doesn&#8217;t belong up there, she doesn&#8217;t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shawnna.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/postturtle1.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shawnna.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/postturtle1.png?resize=300%2C226\" alt=\"\" title=\"postturtle1\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Circulating widely on the internet is this PERFECT story I am compelled to share. While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working with cattle, the doctor <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/?p=1776\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shawnna.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}